Un meme...ancora un meme
Apparently I'm in a meme sort of mood. I still think my answers to the meme of four would be too mindnumbingly boring to be posted; but I might have a shot at the libretto meme that's been started off chez Vissi d'Amore.
Firstly, four currently living, breathing people likely to produce interesting and stageable libretti. Now see this is difficult because I read almost nothing by living writers. Which is not (really) a pretentious stance I've taken, just the way things work out. During semester I'm an English student and I read works by outrageously talented dead men (plus the odd Brontë); come holiday time I read detective stories by similarly outrageously talented and equally dead women. However. Stephen Fry could create something magnificent I'm sure. In fact he's written the English translation of Zauberflöte for Kenneth Branagh's film of same. He writes the way he speaks, fiendishly intelligent, Wilde-ly witty, and with such elegance it almost hurts. Do not judge him by the Incomplete and Utter History of Classical Music, which he did not write. In fact I adore the man so much (did you notice?) I plan to read his book about how to write poetry, not for the content so much as simply to relish the delicious sentences he constructs. Now to my second choice. I see nothing to indicate that I can't choose someone who has already produced a libretto, so my second nomination is fabulous New Zealand poet Anne French. Whom I happen to know, and who has been known on occasion to read this blog, so I'll save us both blushing any deeper and say only that she's marvellous and I'm certain cooks up a mean libretto. More praise could be lavished: but go here and here to read and be beguiled by a few of her poems. Incidentally, I'm really not a poetry person - but I have to admit defeat sometimes. Number three. Perhaps you'll think I'm slightly mad but I'd rather fancy a libretto of inspired lunacy NYC Opera Fanatic-style. Lords knows what my dear brother-in-Battle would produce but I know I'd certainly want to see it. One more. This is difficult. Alright. I wanted to be original but this is taking too long, so even though Brett has already picked him, I'll say Joss Whedon too. Because clearly the man is a genius. Or else Dolly Parton. (Oh come on. I'd go to Dolly's opera - wouldn't you?)
And the second part: four books which could be re-worked into, again, interesting and stageable libretti. Now this is (marginally) easier.
- Christina Rossetti's Goblin Market. In fact this has been set to music, albeit in Italian translation, by somebody terribly obscure, and as a cantata. But it screams to be staged, preferably in Pre-Raphaelite tableaux. It also - happy coincidence, this - has no male lead at all. Maybe a baritone or two among the goblins, then again maybe not, but all the real singing would be for Lizzie and Laura. Imagine the duets. *Sigh*.
- Angela Carter's Nights at the Circus. Of course.
- Madame Bovary. When I read this, I kept thinking it ought to be an opera. Complete with interpolated scene from Lucia di Lammermoor. Not quite sure how one would stage the carriage scene. Maybe just a nice descriptive overture à la Rosenkavalier?
- Tintin. I mean it. Combine several stories or devise a new one. "Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles" as a da capo aria for coloratura bass. Or if we stick to the original language, "Mille millions de mille sabords", which also has its appeal. And the title role to be sung, naturally, by a mezzo en travesti.
Now I suppose I have to tag somebody. No obligation, especially not this time of year, but I'd love to read Amanda's answers (unlike me, very definitely a poetry person, and eloquently so). Also MezzoGregory's.
(P.S. While I was writing this, 2006 arrived. Happy New Year everybody.)
Update: Obviously I should read more closely. My tag of MezzoGregory was pre-empted and he has in fact, already (and wonderfully) responded - read his answers here.


